Thinking or Hatching a Plan A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet woman is hatching a plan.

The Only Question to Ask at the End of the Day At the end of the day, the only questions I will ask myself are... Did I love enough? Did I laugh enough? Did I make a difference?

Two-Faced and Worthless Some friends are like pennies, two-faced and worthless.

Why Complicate Life? Call, Invite, Explain, Ask, Say it, State it, Ask for it, Tell it. Why complicate life? We just have one life. Keep it simple.

You Know You're Lazy, When... You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.

Don't Let the Muggles... Don't let the muggles get you down.

Teach the Children Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults.

You Matter You are living, you occupy space, you have a mass, you MATTER.

Create Some Hope A life without hope is bleak and gray. If you have no hope, create some.

Insult Idiots Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Life's Better Without B*tching If you spent less time bitching about your life, you'd possibly enjoy it more.

People Should Be Like Money Don't you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Friendship is Who's There for You Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's about who walked into your life, said "I'm here for you" and proved it.

Better, Not Bitter Let your past make you better, not bitter.

Don't Be a Day Quitter Night people: Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter.