Water or Milk Won't Help Either Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mom says some days are like that.

Being an Adult is Dumb Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.

Hang On To Your Rope When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

Like Fat Thighs Sisters are like fat thighs... they stick together.

The Bright Side of Life Always look on the bright side of life.

Smiles Confuse Smile, it confuses people.

Wonder and Peace Be filled with wonder, be touched by peace.

Change Yourself Yesterday I was cleaver so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise so I am changing myself.

I'm a Syndrome It is just a matter of time before they add the word "syndrome" after my last name.

What and Who Makes You Happy I think we like to complicate things when it is really quite simple; find what it is that makes you happy and who it is that makes you happy and you're set. promise.

Women are always right! Men to the left because women are always right!

Sometimes You HAVE To Change Sorry is not enough. Sometimes, you actually have to change.

Art Reflects Your South You use a glass mirror to see your face, you use works of art to see your soul.

Normal is Insulting I was just called normal. I've never been more insulted in my life.