Happiness for Others All the suffering in the world arises from wanting happiness for the self. All the happiness in the world comes from wanting happiness for others.

When It's Hardest to Pray Pray hardest when it is hardest to pay.

When You're Stupid You Don't Know When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

Never Lose Your Enthusiasm The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.

You Still Care If it still hurts... you still care.

New You make me new.

You Didn't Know What You Know Today Don't be in such a hurry to condemn a person because he doesn't do what you do, or think as you think. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today.

If Cats Could Talk If cats could talk, they wouldn't.

Go Out on a Limb Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

Tried to Be Normal I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.

Year Long Vacation I need a six month vacation, twice a year.

Weekdays are the Hardest The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Open-Minded to Ghosts During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded.

Hard Work Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance?

Responsible ALL the Time I am the most responsible person I know. Whenever anything goes wrong, I'm responsible.